One of my slim shady friends shared a link (warning: profanity) listing the terms and rules of a forum for Marine wives.
Wow. Nothing quite like seeing a bunch of catty women making like they also carry a set of balls and a rifle just cuz they married a Marine.
I don’t know about you, but I for one happen to LIKE a snuggle filled, Happy Kitty Hug Land. This world is an ugly, mean and nasty place, multiplied by a factor of 10 if you’re a Marine. Coming home to Happy Kitty Hug Land can help remind us that there are still some good things left in this world. We cherish the kind of innocence, love and affection that only a good womanly woman can provide.
Here’s some advice for you gals. Whether we’re Marines or not, we likes our wimmins to be, well, wimmins. We like you to keep your hair long and bat your eyelashes at us and wear dresses and do cute, adorable girlie things. If we were drawn to those who take pride in picking their noses, letting one rip and dropping f-bombs when the team we’re rooting for is losing, we wouldn’t be sharing our beds with you. So please, save the profanity, the spitting, and the ass scratching for us men, and be the ladies that us men so desperately need you to be.
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Hey, nice f***ing commentary. I own realmarinewives.com. I am the head “wimmin”. Thanks for the advice. Apparently, you missed the part of site that says WIVES. See, we are already married so we really could care less how you take your women, mmkay.
And, by the way…my husband–who coincidentally has been a Marine for 15 years bought me the site 5 years ago and he LOVES it and my filthy mouth.
But, hey…thats for the publicity and the traffic generated.
PS go **** yourself you chauvinistic @$$ eater.
Hugs and kisses and adorable girly things,
Misty
Masculine women?
My mouth is dirty but there isn’t a thing masculine about me. Although, I could probably beat your dumb @$$ at a good arm wrestle. I would have to put my Busch Beer can down first. It’s a good thing I can shot gun my brewskies.
P.S.
Just an FYI girls poop.
Oddly enough, I could care less what you think too, sugar pie.
Which really doesn’t say much for his taste in wimmins now, does it?
And hey, this was fun, but I think it’s time for you to run along now and play with your dollies, and just leave the smart mouth to us adults, mmmkay sweetheart? That’s a good girl.
Dude, I’ve been married to a Marine probably longer than you’ve BEEN a Marine and I have to tell you, all I could discern from your little glurge there was that you are probably not married.
If you were, you’d know how important it is for Marine wives to have a support system, especially given the current operational tempo of your little organization. We have to be able to scratch our butts and swear about the way the Marine Corps messes with OUR lives as well.
Realmarinewives.com is a great site. It’s funny, smart, supportive, and gives kickass advice to newbies and experienced wives alike. Sorry you think we should be doing it in a cloud of rainbows and unicorns, but when you’ve just given birth for the second time by yourself because your husband is on yet ANOTHER 18-month deployment to Iraq, it’s kind of hard to be a girly-girl.
Oh, and most of the Marines I know prefer their women to be more “womanly” and less “innocent”. If you know what I mean, and I’m not sure you do.
Now go play soldier like a good boy and leave the snarkiness to us professional wimmin.
Julie
AHA! This didn’t take long to figure out. You don’t want to MARRY a girly girl…you want to BE a girly girl!
Yeah, okay. We promise we won’t ask or tell. Carry on.
Julie, I’m not bashing a support system, but where in that system is it required for military wives to act like men, complete with foul mouths, butt scratching and an occasional belch?
Or am I missing something here?
I guess there really is something to the theory after all that some military wives marry the uniform, not the guy who actually wears it.
Such a hostile reaction to a simple truth…
If you resent your hubby’s military career so much, that you turn into a butt-scratching foul mouthed man…perhaps you should have considered NOT marrying a military man…
…or becoming a lesbian.
I could also say similar things about “don’t ask don’t tell” marine inductees who marry masculine wimmins…but I shall hold my tongue at the present time.
Here we have a fine explanation of why you are single and searching for love on a blog under a pseudonym:
First: You apparently think that it’s OKAY for men to scratch their asses and behave like baboons. WRONG! Men should expect more of themselves, even if their women don’t.
Second: You assume that women who have balls enough to raise the ******** flag when they see a pile of turds only have those balls because they married men with balls. WRONG! I speak my mind BECAUSE I’m womanly, not despite the fact.
Third: Innocence and love are womanly virtues in your estimation. WRONG! Innocence is for girls, not women, and love is universal.
Fourth: Women should have long hair and bat their eyelashes at those oh-so-manly-and-capable men. WRONG! I have to be able to take care of myself when my husband isn’t around. I save all of my eyelash batting up for when we’re alone, I wouldn’t waste it on the trollopy idiots who troll traditional military wives sites.
When you speak of things you don’t understand, you only show how much you don’t know. I’ll loan you a crowbar so you can get your head out of your ass, and then we can have a conversation about what it means to be womanly in the 21st century. Until then, I imagine you’ll remain the unmarried ass-hat wearing baboon that you’ve shown yourself to be.
You realize that rude masculine wimmins…men who marry them…global warming…flooding in New Orleans…and the price of tea in China is all GEORGE W. BUSH’S FAULT!
Fight the power!
Weird…so men shouldn’t do traditionally manly things…but wimmins SHOULD.
All I’m thinking is that in every relationship, someone is the man, and someone is the woman. Even for the gays. If you’re the man…check and see what kind of porno your hubby’s looking at.
Why don’t you won’t to be a woman? Or at least look like one? You’re going to give your children sexual identity issues.
Honestly, I love what I wrote bothers you so much that you wrote a whole blog entry about it. I am flattered.
Just so you know, I don’t have to bat my eyelashes, because {whore talk language removed - no cookies for you!
} Some things are just more important than others, you know? Well, okay maybe YOU don’t. It’s okay. You just keep liking fictional women and listening to Peter Ceteras. Leave the firecracker women to the real men. 
Hey!!!! What’s wrong with Peter Cetera???
wow. Lincoln, that post really made me cringe… I resent being told how a woman is supposed to act and behave. I am a human being with my own personality, not a “Stepford Wife’. Why should I have to fit anyone else’s ideals other than my own?
Oh my! I was just talking about cleaning bathrooms!
@AntiBarbie: I’m being mostly tongue in cheek here, but I agree that I do think it’s important that we be true to ourselves. When you see a bunch of military wives mimicking the behavior of their husbands, do you really think they’re being true to their own personalities? I wouldn’t think so.
I just do not understand where you get the idea that we are mimicking anyone. Is your view of the world so myopic that you have no space in it for women who don’t put up with other people’s ******** and idiocy? Are you truly that sad?
I guess so. That probably does explain the Peter Cetera, too.
Oddly enough, I got the idea from other military wives, the ones that still believe in Happy Kitty Hug Land, and aren’t ashamed to be women.
And leave Cetera out of this!
Seriously, who are you to say that our husbands don’t love us the way we are? Who are you to say that we’re emulating men? Because a woman with her own opinion MUST be emulating a man?
We’re funny, intelligent, beautiful, feminine, successful women who love life, our husbands, our children, and ourselves. The rules are in effect because we don’t have time to deal with girls who are cheating on their husbands, calling the command to complain that he’s working so much, or talking about whether their boyfriend can get leave to go to the prom. We don’t give people hugs for stuff like that. Does that make us catty and masculine or does that make us selective with our time? We’re too busy giving birth alone, supporting our husbands, keeping the home front together, and pursuing our own interests to waste time on 18 year old girls whose parents don’t want them to get engaged. We really should be ashamed of ourselves.
You’re really reading WAY more into this than you should. I never say women can’t have their own opinions, those are your words, not mine. If it’s immaturity you can’t abide by, that’s all fine and good, but all I did was make a commentary on how the rules and guidelines on the site, and how it was written. It was vicious and mean spirited, and yes, very unladylike. My sentiment comes from military wives who feel the same way, and think this guttural attitude being copped by whacknuts like Misty is attributed in some part to mimicking Marine behavior. Based on the reaction I’ve seen here, I can only but concur.
If you want to be respected, then really, stop acting like morons. Stop being profane and obscene and cruel because you think it’s cool or because your husbands think it is. Having a dirty mouth is not the equivalent of expressing independent thought.
That’s my advice, and for you it comes free.
The droves of military wives that you polled to get your general consensus about us are probably the exact sort of whiny moronic idiots that we’re trying to keep at bay. The online world of military spouse support sites is overrun with fools who equate being nice with being supportive. Their mistake. This site was created as an escape from the many other forums where Big Brother was constantly watching.
As for our “guttural attitudes” (BTW, I doubt that you actually mean “guttural” that word actually refers to the throat or sounds created therein, but I digress) in the world of the 21st century, many women are of the mind that we can speak our minds, profanity included, without fear of being considered manly or unladylike. Join us in this century!
As you were climbing onto your high horse this morning, did you ever stop to consider that just because certain words get your panties in a bunch doesn’t mean those words are inherently reflective of a mind less than your own? Obviously not. Your advice, free or otherwise, is neither desired, nor required.
You have no idea what prompted the creation of the TOS for our site. You know absolutely nothing about Misty or any of the women who post on the site. You have zero experience in the world of military spouses. You obviously know nothing of marriage. In essence, you know nothing about anything that we’re talking about. Opinions are like ********, everyone has one. Next time, keep yours to yourself.
Ladies…er wimmins…know what’s creepy…your husbands are fighting for his right to say all this stuff and not be hanged from the gallows…
…discuss!
Dani, you really shouldn’t drink before posting on here. Like Casey said, this is a free country, and I have a right to express my views, so asking me to keep my opinion to myself on my own site was the damned stupidest funniest thing I’ve heard all day. Thanks for the laughs. :lol:
Oh BTW, be sure to thank Misty for all the traffic! My blog is set up so that the more traffic I get, the more money I make, so keep it coming!
My husband isn’t fighting for his free speech. He’s fighting because he likes getting a paycheck and is obligated to by a legally binding contract. Don’t flatter yourselves.
Really, well there’s plenty of safer jobs out there that offer a paycheck than being in the Marines. Or did you just marginalize your husband’s profession?
Well, perhaps it would be a lot more fruitful for him to pine over fictional cartoon characters on a blog all day? I’ll mention that to him.
Given his taste in women, I think it probably would be.
Well, whether your husband BELIEVES in the country he is fighting for, he is fighting for free speech. Gosh…that’s really gotta chap your hide, huh? So…you’re an unpatriotic, manly, wimmins whose husband sold out on principles for a not-so-great paycheck? Nice…
Ya know…I’m having a lot of fun just making irritating comments…but in all seriousness, I have a tremendous amount of respect for our soldiers who lay their lives down on the line for us everyday, to uphold freedom, and for the wives and mom’s that have to make do with them gone for months at a time.
I don’t get why someone would do it for a too-small paycheck. Doesn’t make sense in a risk/return sort of way. If you don’t believe that this country, free speech, et al, is worth fighting for…tell him to get himself a better paying job where he can at least be home with you.
Good summation Casey!
..yikes! I have to agree that no man should ever ‘tell’ a woman anything about how to act. It can be politely suggested (the same for a woman => man)..but to ‘tell’, well that’s another thing.
With that being said, I love the post and all the anger you stirred up..
Hooray!!
Now I am going back to Happy Kitty Hug Land, where I like to spend my evenings.
I think I love you.