Came into work today: “Hey Linc, Happy Valentine’s!” “Bite me.” “Yo, Linc, got any special plans for valentine?” “Sit on it, poopieface.” I sit down at my desk, and Mick my coworker approaches me. “Say, Linc….” “Look, snothead, I swear to God if you so much as even hint at mentioning Valentine’s I will vomit…
Monthly Archives: February 2007
As Roy Orbison would say:
After going back and forth with the local law school that accepted me into their part time program, I finally made a decision. I will not attend law school. I knew if it was meant to be, the pieces would fall into place. Instead, my school absolutely refused to give me any leeway in granting…
I’m an idiot
Yep, there’s really no other explanation for why I keep going back to online dating sites. As much as I bashed and thrashed eHarmony in the past, what do I do? I sign up for another 3 month account. After seeing the truly bizarre matches I’ve been getting, I came to my senses before it…
One of those weeks
The week is finally drawing to a close, and I’m stuck here at work for a few more hours with no one to talk to, and no one to chat with on my instant messaging list. Evidently the rest of the world had already made plans for Friday night that didn’t include me. :( What…
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